SLIM JIM

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THE WORLD’S FIRST PORTABLE MEAT.


PORTABLE MEAT DOCUMENTARY
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PORTABLE MEAT PRODUCTS
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PORTABLE MEAT EDUCATION
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A LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE EATING PORTABLE MEAT
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drive a car
sky dive
listen to music
dance
hike
ride a bike
write a poem
write a poem about writing a poem
meditate
flying kick
space travel
regular travel
hunt for treasure
steer a boat
go on a picnic
visit the cinema
visit a barn
pet a donkey
steal a donkey
name a donkey Francis
travel the world with Francis
scold Francis for chewing holes in your socks
feed Francis hay
spoil Francis with the occasional apple slice
watch Francis get old
watch yourself get old
watch Francis leave this earth too soon
bury your best friend
make a scrapbook with all the pictures
cry yourself to sleep
feel better
feel worse
feel better again
go to church for the first time in a long time
ask God tough questions
bedazzle jeans
jump rope
play computer games
sharpen pencils
hopscotch
go metal detecting
write with your toes
jog
play the recorder
read a book
pick up guitar
reflect on how portable your meat is