5. DUDE WIPES

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BEING A BUTT IS HARD. PLEASE, BE THERE FOR YOUR BUTT.


PRINT
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VIDEO
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CHAT BOT
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CHAT WITH YOUR OWN BUTT USING THE CHAT-BUTT

OUT OF HOME
PLACED IN PUBLIC PLACES NEAR BATHROOMS
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LETTER FROM YOUR BUTT 1-MONTH AFTER PURCHASE
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THANK YOU, DAKOTA WARD!